the opposite of sluts; cause we never give a fuck.

kinda ready for the generation of old men telling me ‘you were so pretty without your piercings’, and ‘i hope those don’t scar’ to die off now.


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a hilarious joke

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 




Grand Theft Auto V + Text Posts

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